Fuckingbabester - Toni

how do i explain that i want to weigh the same as i did when i was 6 because thats the last time i was ever happy

im actually going to fucking kill myself i just developed the fattest crush on a random nickelodeon actor from 10 years ago that i only recognized now after seeing him in game of thrones. yes it's eugene simon

Che comparing his infant daughter to Mao Tse-tung has been on my mind all day

Mao Tse tung baby.

he used to call me d.n.

that stood for deez nutz

fuck my entire life and soul i love him

My name is Paul Banks and I sing and play guitar and play bass and I run and I jump and I make lattes

Paul Banks

I'm fed up

i had this account for a year now and never posted but im going to make this my primary outlet because i hate every other app. i never even saw twitter as an option because im not a 14 year old nicki minaj fan or a registered sex offender

Growing my hair and losing weight for this exact reason

anyone else think that long hair looks so much better when youre skinny?

oh to be thin with super long hair