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WHAT A FUCKIN MOOD
Everyone: “Stardew Valley is such a cute and relaxing game! I play it to wind down”
Me, mining:
Unbeknownst to you, Death was watching from the corner of the hospital room when you were being born. Fascinated by life, it imprinted on you. As the years went by, Death saw you often being bullied at school and couldn’t do anything but watch; as taking the life of your bullies would have been too much of a verdict. However, you have just been kidnapped and Death is pissed.
gomez and morticia addams are the only straight rich couple i trust everyone else is on thin fucking ice
wearing dragon skin?
basically
Incredibles/Incredibles 2
❤️
2018 moodboard
#MarchForOurLives
Emma and Lin.
Today’s #MarchForOurLives proves that young people are taking the reins and changing the world, & I for one am glad to join them in the fight!
Protester participating in #MarchForOurLives with a sign, “When you’re done mansplaining about bearing arms, let me momsplain about bearing children.”
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I couldn’t make it to the march today so instead I sketched some of the most powerful moments from the incredible speeches.
#MarchForOurLives
Photos From the “March for Our Lives” all around the world
Source: The Atlantic
You get really drunk one night and find the literal king of hell next to you, half naked, in bed! Write about what happens once he wakes up.
him: you like that ;)
me:
Pocket Princesses 242: Friday the 13th
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Galaxy quartz necklace
Star Wars TFA and TLJ characters as things John Mulaney has said
Luke:
Han:
Leia:
Finn:
Rose:
Poe:
Holdo:
Hux:
Phasma:
Two for Rey because i couldn’t decide:
and
And two for Kylo:
and
Bonus Yoda:
i made a john mulaney alignment chart
underrated john mulaney quotes:
“he never forgets a bitch ever”
“…and he was almost impressed!”
“because we’re delta airlines / and life is a fucking nightmare”
“SCATTER!!!!!!!!”
“…which is some racist-ass bullshit, but also incredibly well coordinated for a group of thirteen year olds”
“i’m a little fat girl”
“the best thing about that was that after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie, instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best”
“and i was the ONE pre-y2k asshole going ‘and also with you!’”
“Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?” *drinking like it’s the end of the world* “Ehhhh, I’ll just show a video.” “That’s why teachers show videos?!”
So I went to Chicago today and guess what I saw
If John Mulaney was a vine he’d be “road work ahead? UH YEAH. I sure hope it does!”
I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it
Everyone who drowns becomes a merperson. Regaining consciousness soon after a wild party you held while your parents are out, you discover a merperson in your pool, left by the guests for you to deal with.
Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
Don’t Stop Believing
Bohemian Rhapsody
Living On A Prayer
Come On Eileen
Sweet Caroline
Shot Through the Heart
Pour Some Sugar on Me
Sweet Home Alabama
Under Pressure
Shook Me All Night Long
Ice Ice Baby
Cotton Eyed Joe
500 Miles
Wonderwall
Buddy Holly
A Thousand Miles
Teenage Dirtbag
Red Solo Cup
Mr Brightside
Never Gonna Give You Up
Eye of the Tiger
Chicken Fried
American Pie
I Love Rock and Roll
Dancing Queen
Don’t You Want Me
We Will Rock You
The Time Warp
Hey Jude
Piano Man
This Is How We Do It
Drops of Jupiter
Hey Soul Sister
In The End
All The Small Things
Stacy’s Mom
Kryptonite
All Star
You Found Me
Bad Day
Bring Me To Life
Dance, Dance
Sugar We’re Going Down
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
All The Small Things
Ocean Avenue
Dirty Little Secret
Margaritaville
Sk8er Boi
Brown Eyed Girl
Life Is A Highway
Some Nights
Little Lion Man
Breakeven
Hey There Delilah
Viva La Vida
Use Somebody
Carry On My Wayward Son
Take On Me
1985
Iris
I’m Awesome
Seven Nation Army
September
Since U Been Gone
Skinny Love
Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
Bye Bye Bye
Say It Ain’t So
Somewhere Only We Know
I’m Yours
Last Resort
My Girl
Tiny Dancer
Roxanne
Shout
I’m a Believer
Soul Man
Feel Good Inc
Check Yes Juliet
Walking On Sunshine
MMM Bop
Pumped up Kicks
Hooked On A Feeling
It’s A Beautiful Day
Summer Girls
Before He Cheats
Happy Together
You Make My Dreams Come True
Build Me Up Buttercup
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
DONTTRUSTME
Shake It (Metro Station)
Juke Box Hero
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
at least our ship is canon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We may have lost but we achieved something incredible. We went against an established series from a major network with a huge fanbase that has some of the most rabid fans for years and we lost by only a hair .
Runaways was already limited by the fact that it’s on Hulu and that our ship happened only in the last two episodes and yet look at how powerful we have become . And it’s not just power it’s also kindness . The Karolina and Nico fandom is one of the softest, kindest , friendliest fandoms I have ever been in. We don’t do large nasty ship wars, we don’t harass the actors, we dont stan toxic behavior.
Our ship is not just beautiful but also unique in that it not only has a canon sapphic interracial relationship but also the first canon lesbian superhero and I have little doubt that as more people discover it will grow more and more. So remember our power but also remember our kindness . Let us stay kind and beautiful like our girls no matter how much we grow
mood: chief jim hopper, stuck in some interdimensional tunnels, lighting up a cigarette because he’s given up on life
When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor
for all of you shipping callie and brandon please shut the fuck up. you’re disgusting.
Can’t believe we just have these two episodes and the final three before the spin-off.
It’s been a great five years.
Brallie still sucks.
Jesus 2.0 > Jesus 1.0
Stef and Lena for life.