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Survival Sarcasm

[Scene: Beth, age 11, is designing a new character in the Gacha Life game, and shows me the current status...]

Beth: "OK, this girl is supposed to be from a dystopian future. Which mouth looks better? This one?" [tap] "Or this one?"

Me: "That one."

Beth: "Why?"

Me: "It looks more sarcastic."

Beth: "How do you know she's sarcastic?"

Me: "She's a survivor of a future apocalypse. Of course she's sarcastic. How else do you think she survived?"

Beth: "I thought she would be really quiet, actually."

Me: "She's still sarcastic in her head."

Beth: "You don't know that."

Me: "Sarcasm is how I survive the current apocalypse, so maybe I'm projecting onto her."

Beth: "I think she's just smart and stealthy, sneaking up when people least expect it."

Me: [nods] "Just like sarcasm."

Beth: [rolling eyes] "OMG, stop."