Being obsessed with your own OCs but literally never creating any art or content for them is such a curse. You'll be like "this reminds me of blorbo from my head :)", and everyone else will just be like "? who thef uck"
the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
I work hard to make this brothel a home
"lying is wrong" what evangelical nonsense is this???
Oro: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Sheo: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Oro: Yo Socrates, calm down. It’s a fucking cookie.
I’m gonna be honest pride month has not affected my life because I am gay all of the months
I love phone in bed it’s like a curse that I enjoy
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