Happy Gag On Her Soft Penis Friday

I watched everything everywhere all at once on a plane, the girl next to me said it was “too wierd” and I should waste my time.

I am so happy I didn’t listen to her. Tho I admit crying on a school trip on a plane of people I didn’t know all too well was not the most flattering experience.

Why would you say this? Is this a game to you? Peridot is losing because she got put twice as an option and you turn it into a dick joke? Wow.

Intestines can’t even digest anymore

because of woke

I want one that says “kissing girls” on the other side. I could flip it like a closed/open sign on a store.

IT ARRIVED BEST 20 DOLLARS I EVER SPENT

Tumblr is basically the worlds largest, least cohesive, least functional group chat ever.

i had a really fucked up dream omg

matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.

When will it be my turn

>become mutuals with someone

>occasionally tease her

>find out like a year later she lives only 20 minutes from you

>invite her over so you can degrade her irl

Tumblr is legit the best dating app I s2g

progress so far!

I would eat only saltines for a week in order to spend one mere moment in that room

Mentally I’m here