Jesus Was Really Just Like "are You Fucking Stupid"

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

i had a really fucked up dream omg

Such a fan of women

Oro: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Sheo: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Oro: Yo Socrates, calm down. It’s a fucking cookie.

After watching all of community in two weeks I cannot wait for the movie. Especially with Donald Glover returning.

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.

Fuck.