Help I'm Going Into Cardiac Arrest

Woodlice.....

She's stupid and also dumb

Send me your cats

I require cats

Mmm EGG

a wild egg appeared?

everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

Tfw you make a closed species that's actually original and really personal to you but it gets overlooked for fuckin BUNSHARKS

Balls lol

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👉👈 Ngl I'd bite someone for a letter from my batshit phone husband Randy Jade....

Reblog this if you want a "small" letter from your f/o 🥰😳🥺❤️💕

Please remember to tag with or otherwise let us know the names of the f/o's you want a letter from 💕

Oh....this again.

I'm barking directly at it <3

“I want you to watch me!”

in light of the recent trailer im just goin in there and rescuing him myself