Jon’s Been Having Much Darker Thoughts Recently. It Started Off As Intrusive Thoughts That He Easily

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A Pair of Pigs 1850

Oil on canvas

British Folk art

Compton Verney

“Arthur! Arthur, we landed on Boardwalk again!”

Anyways, a concept that is very near and dear to my heart is Arthur actually going back to Marie’s to visit and she ropes him into playing board games.

Because old people fucking love board games.

And John would get so into it. Concerningly into it? Competitive as hell. He’d start out all “This is a waste of time! We should be out looking for the Order, not sitting here playing games!” and then one hour in he’s all “Yes! Yes!! We have two railroads!! She owes us double!!”

Plus the shenanigans of Arthur trying to teach John how to play while he literally can’t speak to him out loud? Hilarious.

Harlan if you’re reading this, please, imagine a big monopoly game with the S4 characters, it would be so funny.

Trying to watch porn but a flayed skull keeps screaming the exact date of my death at me and it's really taking me out of the mood

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

'We’re going to drop a rock on its fucking head.' - Top Arthur moment ever

The worst vampire/werewolf duo in all of Armageddon.

Og meme

So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy

The true value of a man comes from how mean a stew he can make

I'mma just post some random snippets of text about the plague because it's my favorite topic to make a PowerPoint to and I am not at all unhealthily fixated on it. In fact it is very normal to have a favorite illness, shut up!