Fuck “passing”, I Want People To Be So Confused About My Gender They Blow Up

Morgan Owen | Maiden and the Sea

Render:

Sketch:

My pfp! I had a dreadful time adjusting the colours, between my laptop and my phone they looked vastly different.

I was obviously very inspired by the art style Mike Mignola, one of my favorite artists, and the art style of the video game Darkest Dungeon.

I really should try drawing in the Engraving style more.

This skrunkly looking guy here is one of my OCs, created specifically for being "the guy that I draw", so if I don't have a character that would go with a certain sketch, I draw him. Because of that, he never really had much of a story or personality.

I actually made up a folk tale about a maiden loving a sailor, but the sailor being in love with the sea. A weird love triangle. Never finished it tho, the lesson or the punchline of the story never came to me.

so john has complete control of arthur’s left hand, yeah?

Olga Ziemska (Polish-American, b. 1976, OH, USA, based Cleveland, OH, USA) - Horizontal, 2018 and Stillness in Motion from The Matka (Mother) series, Sculptures: Willow Branches

Writing Tips

[The original was deleted and I couldn’t find an actual link for it to send to someone, so I’m reposting it]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

|Randomize Your Mind|

[Original “msocasey”]

This isn't a shitty idea, but I thought you would appreciate that I had the irl version of A Guest for Mr. Spider.

It was about a spider and he invites a fly into his house and the fly tries to stay safe and just do what she came to do but the spider ends up eating her at the end.

10/10 very creepy.

I think it was called The Spider and The Fly?

You can imagine how scary the Mr. Spider episode was for me.

found it

was playing "fetch" with the ocean today by tossing stones into it and watching them wash back up with the tide a few meters away, and it got me thinking about grief and the things we carry with us even after we lose them

The true value of a man comes from how mean a stew he can make

I’m not like other girls my barbarians are entirely naked

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