I Took A Nap And Forgot Belphegor Existed, So When I Woke Up And Saw This Thing It Jump-scared Me

someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

guys remember when will and hannibal sat at a dinner table all alone in hannibals house in suits with oysters and wine at night and they ate ortolans without shielding their faces from the wrath of god and the ortolans burst inside their mouths andthe bones scratched the inside of theircheeks and it tasted like blood and will moaned and hannibal licked his fingers with will watching and will moaned and his eyes rolled back and his adam’s apple bobbed in his throat and hannibal watched him and then told him that was euphoric and a stimulating reminder of life and death and that will was radiant and will smiled a little bit with blood still in his mouth . yeah. yeah

There wasn’t a single instance where I wrote a comedic part of a story and it didn’t include fucked up body horror and gore.

Fanart commission for a friend!

They asked me for a fanart of their favourite character from the Robert Hunter book series, Carlos Garcia.

He is so angry and so gay I love him.

Hasbro: Huh, I notice we still have a tiny amount of Goodwill left among our fanbase.

Hasbro: Time to nip that in the bud!

Hasbro:

Můj kamarád obrozenec není, ale povídám vám má na to hlavu

Zde jsou skvosty, které z něj vypadly:

FOFRSCHODY

- eskalátory

PRDELOPUS

- auto, jež se na vás lepí, i když jedete poměrně rychle

BABOOBSLUŽNÉ POKLADNY

- bohužel když nemají samoobslužné v supermarketu

KOLOTRH

- díra na silnici

alt. kolotržná díra

Okay shout out to the adults who were suicidal during their younger years and fully thought they weren't going to live long enough to be the age they are now, and now don't know what to do in life. Shout out to the adults who don't have many friends, who don't have anyone to hang out with often. Shout out to adults who are lonely and struggling, and scared. Shout out to the adults who struggle to leave their house. Shout out to the adults who still live with their parents. Shout out to the adults who never got to experience all those things shown in coming of age movies and shows. Shout out to the adults who have never kissed anyone, been in a relationship or had sex, and everyone around you seems to think its weird that you haven't. Shout out to the adults who feel younger than they actually are, and don't know how to be an adult. Shout out to the adults who hoped to have been better now. Things are fucking difficult and suck, but I genuinely believe that we are going to be okay one day

Mine creature from malevolent, some features are from canon descriptions, some I added myself because no one was able to stop me in time >:D

when u are an asshole eldritch abomination origin but your friend/airbnb gets sad at the lack of scenery