Fun Fact- Duncan Refers To People Hes Attracted To As ‘alright’! Trust Me He Told Me Himself

he found a wet cat

Headcanon for Dhmis main trio realtionship with each other:

Watching the new Tv show we can tell that they all know how to get on each other nerves, they fight, they argue/insult each other but they also show they care about each other too.

They hate each other so much. They live with each other constantly, they get no breaks from the other. They get no time for themselves cause they're constantly around each other. They sleep in the same room, they're always in the same room, they're constantly dragged through lessons about how things work. Never getting a break. It's a cycle they've gotten used to. It's stresses them out so they argue and insult each other.

But the truth is they can't live without each other. They've spent so long in this entirety with each other they don't know how to function without the other. When duck 'dies' red guy and yellow can't stand being without him despite him being mean/hurting them on occasion. Red guy and duck help bring back yellow after he gets stuck in his own mind despite insulting him/causing the issue, red guy even tries defending him afterwards before the fight broke out. When red tries to be apart of his 'real family ' it doesn't work out and he end up back with the others in the end.

So they all put up with each other nonsense, cause they can't fucking live without the other and they know it. Their entire lives function around living together, they make it work cause they have too. Cause they know they can rely on each other, cause them being a trio is all they know.

That's why red guy tries to bring them away from the house together. Even after yellow and duck clearly state they don't want to go. Red knows he can't live without them in his life. He wants space from them but he still wants them to be in his life...

Duck trying to get yellow and red from the office to go home. To go back to their home together. He does it again in family ep as well, to go home together...

Yellow tries to tell them about the book and the important information cause he knows they're important to him so they should know the info too...

And they slowly learn to accept this fucked up family friendship companionship through out the series cause at the end of the day...

They can't live without each other

It'll always be the three of them no matter what happens

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

quick alenoah for the soul

can't believe they are playing "airplanes" in the mall right now 💀

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

Would you have any bottom Alastor fanfics to suggest? Ever since I came across your blog I’ve been hyper fixated on that idea but I can’t seem to find any

Surely!

I only just realized I have a total of 15 Hazbin fics bookmarked on AO3 😅 but I have a lot in my "Marked for Later" tab, and I'm sure I'll come across more bottom!Alastor fics there when I get around to going through it.

Of course, look over the tags before reading these fics, some of them are more explicit than others.

Here are the ones I've read and enjoyed:

Unhealthy Attachments by Keelywolfe (RadioApple)

Lucifer never thought to ask before what Alastor got out of having sex with him. Probably won't regret asking, right?

Right?

(Post Season Finale)

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A Failure of Business Negotiation by Drowsy_Salamander (RadioStatic)

It began, as many things did for Alastor, out of curiosity. A tryst with Vox to decide whether sex was worth the hype, a neat and simple dynamic on Alastor's end. However, Vox clearly developed other ideas about what was going on and thus proceeded to utterly ruin everything between them by proposing a formal alliance.

... Alternatively: how Vox and Alastor became exes without ever dating

(NOTE: The smut is more alluded to than explicitly written, but I really enjoyed a deep dive into Alastor's brain and his thoughts surrounding sex. It was very enjoyable to read).

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601 by ChildishSadism (RadioStatic)

Humans aren't aware that the dark desires in their hearts give demons a clear path to earth. A soul in hell can be tasty but a pure soul from the human world was a delicacy that many demons fought for. Vox enjoyed indulging in this pleasure once in a while, it made his teeth feel sharper and his claws deathlier.

It was such a shame that maybe, he should have kept an eye around in case someone else was ready to steal his meal.

or Vox possesses a priest to try to harvest more souls and Alastor possesses a nun to steal his catch.

(REMINDER TO CHECK THE TAGS)

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Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship by Keelywolfe (RadioApple)

(NOTE: This one is actually a series. I haven't finished it yet, but it has a lot of yummy bottom!Alastor content)

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Time to Dance by voland_xx (RadioStatic)

Building a time machine is never a good idea, especially when you’re in Hell.

Sir Pentious’s newest “invention” shocks the residents of Hazbin Hotel (+1) back into their human forms. Alastor and Vox navigate this new adjustment.

or, a demon gets voraciously, hungrily obsessed with a pretty man. What’s new.

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A Poison for Lust by MatcHoMetriC (Alestial - Alastor x Zestial)

Zestial & Alastor do some 'experimentation' on how the Vee's love potion actually works

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These are all the ones I have right now, but I'm sure I have a more squirreled away in my Marked for Later tab. If you're looking for more bottom!Alastor I definitely recommend looking through the bottom!Alastor tag! <- I actually just barely glanced through it and found one that looks very interesting, this is this one, if anyone is interested:

Devil's Threeway by Mixkarules18

All Alastor was trying to do was fetch Lucifer for Charlie. It was simple, nothing should have come from it.

However, the Overlord sees something that no one else was meant to and Lucifer decides to have a little fun with him.

Or alternatively:

Two Lucifer’s, one hole

(Tell me that doesn't sound like a fantastic read! I'll be sitting down to give it a looksie right after I post this LOL)

If anyone else has a bottom!Alastor fics they'd like to recommend, send them my way! I have a mighty need