A Customer Just Came In And Ordered A Flat White With Six (6) Shots In It. For Clarity Thats Like.. A

mike at el, supposedly: i don’t know how to live without you. i can’t lose you.

also mike when something sus is happening with el:  🥤

The way that Ivan sacrificed his life for Till, thinking it wouldn’t matter, because he means nothing to him… but it was Ivan’s sacrifice that ultimately doomed Till, giving him a weakness for Luka to exploit…

It was Ivan’s inability to look past his own low self-image to see that Till cared for him that ultimately doomed them both to death… Ohhhh Vivimeng when I CATCH YOU

some stranger things twitter edits! 😊💖

Analog Horror (-adjacent) series you MUST check out

WARNING! IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH DEREALIZATION, PARANOIA AND ANXIETY, BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THESE!

Local 58 : *loads gun* Moon's haunted

Gemini Home Entertainment : *loads gun again* Solar System's haunted (Alien invasion type story. Ominous, original and great worldbuilding. Mostly documentary style)

The Mandela Catalogue : Doppelgangers, religious conspiracy, body horror. Remember, nothing is worth the risk.

The Walten Files : FNAF but like subtle. Cute art style too!

The Monument Mythos : Landmarks are sus in an alternate timeline. Also Suez Canal Crab my beloved.

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park : What if spelunking but meaty? (This one's here on tumblr and also reddit! Not quite analog horror but the vibe is there)

Happy Meat Farms/this place is not happy : Honestly best vegan propaganda i've ever seen 10/10 (LOTS OF BODY HORROR AND ANIMAL MISTREATMENT!)

The Smile Tapes :))))

YOURLOCALBREADMAN's youtube channel

Boisvert

i’ve spent way too much time thinking about a better call saul dating sim……

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

but seriously though i’m sick and tired of those masterposts that are like “here! A reference site on Greek mythology for all your needs! Look it has all fifteen Greek gods on it!” And I’m like. tHERE WERE LIKE HUNDREDS OF FIGURES IN MYTHOLOGY YOUR CRAPPY HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BIBLIOGRAPHY SITE MEANS NOTHING TO ME 

if you want a basic outline of Greek mythology okay sure fine??? but like. if you want an extensive fucking reference site you are looking in the wrong goddamn places

as a self-declared greek mythology snob my reference site is fucking always this fucker right here. almost every single figure ever mentioned in a Greek text is on it, it has the most obscure gods, spirits, nymphs– it’s GREAT. You really wanna extend your mythological knowledge past the basic 12 and like four others? USE THEOI.  plus plus PLUS everything is cited so you can actually read the source material written about whoever it is you’re looking at.

fucking signal boost this. i’m so sick and tired of writer’s helpers blogs referring people to sites with as much information you would get from opening a third grade mythology book jesus chriiiiiist

I fixed it!

quick alenoah for the soul