I Keep Accidentally Slamming My Boyfriend's Head With The Fridge Door, And One Of These Days It's Going

eren would be sooooo toxic but i think he would be sweet with mikasa and mikasa alone so here is him being a psychotic ex to reiner lol

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

The way that Ivan sacrificed his life for Till, thinking it wouldn’t matter, because he means nothing to him… but it was Ivan’s sacrifice that ultimately doomed Till, giving him a weakness for Luka to exploit…

It was Ivan’s inability to look past his own low self-image to see that Till cared for him that ultimately doomed them both to death… Ohhhh Vivimeng when I CATCH YOU

wouldn’t it have been funny if light fr was not kira

yeag

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

most listened to song on your spotify wrapped GO

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm hiiiiii turned a vaguely homoerotic poem i made about a mosquito i didn't want to kill into. this. yay 👍

Height difference (is that how you write it??)

if anyone here likes kingsai, what made you start shipping it? whats your favourite thing abt them, or any fav headcanons?