It’s Not A Bad Ship, I Rather Like It Myself, But Why Do You Like Kingtama? Like Hat About It Appeals

Dancing Through Life isn’t just a fun, catchy song in the middle of act one. It’s an exploration of Fiyero’s deep seeded depression and apathy. And it shows how isolated and desperate for companionship he really is.

During Fiyeros introductory song Dancing Through Life we get introduced to his character. He’s a playboy, rule breaker, and above all else, superficial. Now Fiyero REALLY wants us to know how superficial he is and he also REALLY wants his fellow students at Shiz to be as superficial as he is, but he never explains why.

Well if you read in-between the lines, it’s a shockingly depressing reason. He wants people to be superficial and empty because it the only way he can relate to and befriend them.

He’s been conditioned his whole life to only be surface levelled and shallow, so much so that when it comes to real, authentic social relationships he has genuinely nothing to offer

He has no interests, no ambitions, and no opinions. So much so that until Elphaba snaps him out of it, he really has no other quality’s other than beings empty. Like genuinely none.

So instead of admitting that he is uninteresting and socially inept, he tires to get everyone around him to be as shallow as he is. If EVERYONE is empty and hollow, then that means he doesn’t have to grow or change. He can stay comfortable and brainless.

I totally forgot that eating a meal can improve your mood dramatically. I was depressed a minute ago but now I'm literally having a good time. what a concept

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

For anyone who sleeps a ton!! Depressed ppl chronically fatigued folk, and fellow narcoleptics:

You need to be brushing your teeth more than the average person to prevent plaque buildup, tooth decay, and gum disease.

This is because saliva production is much more active when you're awake than when you're asleep. Ever woke up with a dry mouth? That's why. Saliva protects our teeth from the acid our mouths naturally produce. Less saliva means less defense against than acid, which can break down the protective layer of tooth enamel.

So! Us chronically sleeping ppl need to be brushing our teeth more to balance out the fact that we're sleeping more.

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

concept: jayce and Viktor are that couple that isn’t super affectionate unless you pay close attention, so most people just assume they’re really close friends. Fast forward to Jayce handing Mel and heimerdinger wedding invitations and walking off, leaving the two of them to stare in utter confusion. They go to the wedding and proceed to spend the entire time trying to get them to fess up that it’s done kind of tax evasion thing

Alastor's Pride Education month | saga Masterpost

All parts below cut:

It's gay people month again

He's not alone but there can be only one

It's called friendship

Aroace overlord

New flags

Coming out..?

How gays work

Listen listen listen. The absolute POTENTIAL of Alejandro “only competent person on my team so now I’m stuck babysitting these idiots” Burromuerto during WT deserves some headcannons.

*picture this evil manipulative mastermind genuinely carrying around a first aid kit all season because Tyler is physically incapable of going five minutes without severely injuring himself and Alejandro just keeps giving him bandaids and sighing because ‘seriously chico?’ But he still patches him up no matter how many times it happens because he wants his teammates in “peak condition!” Lmao (it never really helps for long but Alejandro lies to himself and no one has the heart to tell him)

Then he also starts pocketing snacks to have on him at all times just in case because he hates the sound of Owens stomach rumbling, and also Alejandro gets hissy when Owen says pretty much anything, so he just starts throwing a bag of chips in Owens direction whenever he starts to open his mouth or do anything else to annoy him as a distraction (had about a 30% success rate)

He constantly had to steer Noah from running into anything because the nerd has this habit of reading while walking which he refuses to stop and insists he is actually watching where he’s going- but by the second day Alejandro had watched him nearly walk out of that one hole in the plane while 12,000 feet in the air, COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS, and so he started just dragging Noah by the scuff of his collar like a kitten whenever he’s standing with his nose in the book lmao (Noah could not care less and Alejandro finds that infuriating)

Izzy is obviously concerning but Alejandro just looked at her and figured : y’know what? She’s more likely to injure someone else than herself’ and he was right she is canonically a menace to society but also started a game or dare or dare within Team Chris at the very beginning of the season that all besides Alejandro are participating in, and IT GOT CRAZY. Alejandro saved all of their lives from their stupid decisions at least four times each but zero appreciation because “you’re interfering with the game, man”

So by the time Duncan shows up Alejandro is just in full mama bird mode and all Duncan is thinking about is ; this is that same suave cool guy who had all the girls swooning back in Egypt. That same guy now has Owen on a child’s leash and is wrapping Tyler in bubble wrap and wants me to vote out a scrawny twerp because he’s genuinely furious he got called a slimy eel.

in honor of chapter 10 have more shitty slippery slopes memes

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