This One’s A Few Days Late Due To Having A Lot Of Doctors Appointments Sorry It’s  just 9 Pages,

wouldn’t it have been funny if light fr was not kira

I realize Saitama's hero suit has sentimental value to him, but if you were to redesign it, what changes would you make?

Thank you for your question, Anon-san.

In reality, I would not change my Saitama’s costume at all. 

Back when he was just my sensei, he told me the story of how he came to own such a costume, and how important it is to him. Therefore I would not change it.

However, hypothetically, I would make several changes.

In General: 

I would use modern stretch textiles in order to allow him greater ease of movement whilst also reducing bagging, which presently leads to snags and tears and necessitates repairs.

Front:

At the front of the costume, I would install a ‘window’ at the chest, to allow better airflow between my Saitama’s body and the fabric itself. It will allow him to feel the cool breeze against his chest, which will make him more comfortable when he becomes sweaty with exertion. 

Next, I would remove the legs of the costume. Saitama often eats lunch whilst on patrol, and has a habit of spilling things on his thighs. If there is nothing on his thighs to spill food on, he will avoid stains. 

To compensate for the lack of leg in his costume, I would exchange his current boots for thigh-high boots made of a particular extremely stretchy leather-look textile that Dr Kuseno has developed (presently it is only available in black, though I’m sure Dr Kuseno can make it in red). 

The robustness of this textile lowers the risk of tears and friction-related wear. 

Back:

The back of my Saitama’s costume would, effectively, be absent from shoulders to just below the waist. Saitama’s cloak covers this area most of the time, so an absence of costume immediately against his back means we can economise on fabric usage. The bareness would allow him better ease of movement and reduce overheating during the warmer months.

In Summary:

Short, tight, and revealing efficient.

Mike is masculine in a feminine way. Will is feminine in a masculine way. No, I won’t elaborate.

The fact that Mel and Viktor knew eachother is something very dear to me. Specifically here.

Mel: what are you doing here

Viktor: let me cook.

For anyone who sleeps a ton!! Depressed ppl chronically fatigued folk, and fellow narcoleptics:

You need to be brushing your teeth more than the average person to prevent plaque buildup, tooth decay, and gum disease.

This is because saliva production is much more active when you're awake than when you're asleep. Ever woke up with a dry mouth? That's why. Saliva protects our teeth from the acid our mouths naturally produce. Less saliva means less defense against than acid, which can break down the protective layer of tooth enamel.

So! Us chronically sleeping ppl need to be brushing our teeth more to balance out the fact that we're sleeping more.

but seriously though i’m sick and tired of those masterposts that are like “here! A reference site on Greek mythology for all your needs! Look it has all fifteen Greek gods on it!” And I’m like. tHERE WERE LIKE HUNDREDS OF FIGURES IN MYTHOLOGY YOUR CRAPPY HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BIBLIOGRAPHY SITE MEANS NOTHING TO ME 

if you want a basic outline of Greek mythology okay sure fine??? but like. if you want an extensive fucking reference site you are looking in the wrong goddamn places

as a self-declared greek mythology snob my reference site is fucking always this fucker right here. almost every single figure ever mentioned in a Greek text is on it, it has the most obscure gods, spirits, nymphs– it’s GREAT. You really wanna extend your mythological knowledge past the basic 12 and like four others? USE THEOI.  plus plus PLUS everything is cited so you can actually read the source material written about whoever it is you’re looking at.

fucking signal boost this. i’m so sick and tired of writer’s helpers blogs referring people to sites with as much information you would get from opening a third grade mythology book jesus chriiiiiist

mike at el, supposedly: i don’t know how to live without you. i can’t lose you.

also mike when something sus is happening with el:  🥤

Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness

ive been wanting to make this joke for months

you got it wrong, genos

on valentino and sex dungeons and the like, crack headcanon that valentino has never actually met alastor in person more than once, because every time he appears his whole Everything makes alastor so uncomfortable he disappears. these days has a sixth sense for when valentino is in the narrative and just nopes out of there like a fourth wall break of sex repulsion

(reference to this ask)

HEEEEELP alastor when his sex-repulsed senses start tingling moments before episodes 4 and 6 start telling him that valentino is gonna have significance in the episode: