remember the scene where Percy almost let’s himself die during the whole polyblotes fight under water cause he feels guilty about akhyls and opens up to Jason and Jason’s just like yeah i get it :( So what if Percy genuinely thought this was an issue and that Jason needed help? So he hunts down Piper first and is like
Percy: You need to look out for you bf
Piper: Wait why what happened?
Percy (trying to respect Jason’s privacy): He said some pretty concerning things
Then it slowly becomes a whole thing until they all decide to stage an intervention so when Jason wakes up late and sees all their solemn looks (and the fact that he’s not the earliest to be awake for once) he’s just like
Jason: Who died
No one speaks and Jason gets more frantic until-
Percy: We’re here to help you
Jason:???
Piper: We all love you and want you to be here
Jason: wtf is going on
And then everyone turns to Percy in confusion who’s trying to avoid talking about his whole breakdown in the first place so he’s like um.. well…
That’s how Percy finds out Jason is a drama queen who exaggerates
yemen is the poorest nation in the arab world. but in two weeks time, it did what no oil or gas- rich arab nation could do. by seizing three ships and costing i****l more than 2 billion by forcing its ships to go around africa, yemen showed up.
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I just love the idea of Percy inheriting his recklessness from Sally Jackson instead of Poseidon like obviously she had become calmer over the years but it would be hilarious if no one believed it like
Poseidon: Your child sent Medusa's head to the gods
*flashback to when Sally figured out she was pregnant and yelled at the sea for an hour while flipping it off*
Sally: I hear the sea doesn't like to be restrained
Poseidon: I said it once -
Or when Percy asks about how they met
Poseidon: Your mom saw my trident and tried to steal it and kill me to figure out if I'm real or a figment of her imagination
Percy: Yeah right my mom would never hurt anyone
Poseidon: ...SALLY -
ok but what if the other gods also get involved in this like
Apollo: Your son snuck on a quest
Poseidon: Sally's son
Apollo: ...She baked me blue chocolate chip cookies
And then Poseidon decides to confront her so
Poseidon: You have got to take some responsibility
Sally: I don't know what you're talking about
*flashback to when Sally had managed to steal the trident and kill a monster*
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The Sudanese American Physicians Association (SAPA) is appealing for donations, especially in the lead up to Ramadan.
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