I Love Their Dynamic

Imagine him in call of duty lobbies

THIS. IVE THOUGHT THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME. I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT WHEN THERES A FANFIC THAT INVOLVES MAXS PARENTS, AND THEY MAKE IT TO WHERE "max gets BEAT by his parents every day and they use him as an ASHTRAY and they throw alcohol bottles at him whenever he makes the tiniest mistake!!!" LIKE ITS SO BAD I HATE IT. BEING NEGLECTFUL TOWARDS YOUR CHILD IS JUST AS BAD AS PHYSICALLY ABUSING THEM.

Something that rubs me wrong is people making max physically abused rather then neglected like implied, negligent behavior is abuse and it feels like y’all don’t get that🤷🏽

heartstrings

max canonically owns two pocket knives, columbian fireworks, a bb gun, bottle of stolen alcohol which he can make a molotov cocktail with and a rabid dog who responds to his command:

im gonna marry her

Request doodle

family movie night (david isnt allowed to choose films)

ok another self indulgent au but imagine instead of getting into camping davey got into metal and he started a band with jasper right and he's the lead singer right and then max sneaks into one of their shows and David gets all concerned like ''what is a 10 yr old going here????? at a 18 plus show????? whose kid is this????''

also sweaty straight out the pit david. is this out of character? EXTREMELY but i just wanna see him punch someone mannnn

also this song fits this au david very well (possible vocal claim?)

houuurghhh...