Dead Apple Skk As My First Post Ig

"That relationship is toxic and they done unspokeble things to each other!"

Darling that's the exact reason why I ship them.

I wish I could just cut my belly open and let all of the words come spilling out. No matter if it's gibberish, as long as it's my flesh and blood doing the talking.

Dazai Osamu, The Beggar Student

alright ill admit i giggled

no.. la polizia noo...

"Who is the greatest comedian?"

God. No context. Hit send.

ki(ss)ll

tg: anosmaleh_art

@itsnotevenreallyfunny

heheh . . . . . guess who

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

Lifelong companion (Ko-fi request: Fukuzawa Yukichi) (If you like this art, please consider sending a tip to my kofi)

@itsnotevenreallyfunny ok tbh neither of us is all one of them but in my head it goes somewhat like this:

you: *drops hand sanitizer bottle on foot* OW FUCKING FUCKITY FLYING FUCKS you BITCHASS motherfucking SON OF A BITCH your mother never LOVED you would be better off if you just DIED IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE (also ref 100 points if you get it)

me, ranting about dostoevsky probably: *slams face-first into a chalkboard* ✨whoopsies✨ WhEn DiD tHaT gEt ThErE~

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes