G-i-ble - (G)I-BLE

Is your barren lawn getting you down?

Try a single allium!

You surely won't regret planting and painstakingly mowing around a single allium

I love himb

I salute the flag.

when i land on the light dragon i bake a fruit cake on her head

Whenever I see the light dragon I say "Oh hang on it's the wife." I then proceed to launch up to her from the nearest tower. Skydive to land on her head. Run down her spine to collect shards. Run back to her head. Smooch her on the nose. Fire an arrow into her horn then leap off to skydive after the falling piece. Grab it midair and land safely on the ground. Looking back I say "Thanks honey see you later" then proceed to go about whatever I was doing like that was no biggie.

I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up

Semi-motivational quotes from Hayao Miyazaki

love ouroboros. cannibalization of the divine except you are the cannibal and the divine and the witness watching it