"he Was So Insane For This" And It's Just The Hero Of Hyrule Wearing A Cunty Little Outfit

this is the best screenshot i've ever taken

He doesn't understand how Substitute works

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

Newsies, “i lik the bred“ style

my name is dave and wen its nite, or wen for wages i must fite and ruls ar ruls i cant obey - i open gate. i seze the day.

#kara lindsay #are you ok

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