G-i-ble - (G)I-BLE

pride and prejudice enjoyers when the main characters make choices based on both their pride and their prejudice

Newsies, “i lik the bred“ style

my name is dave and wen its nite, or wen for wages i must fite and ruls ar ruls i cant obey - i open gate. i seze the day.

when i land on the light dragon i bake a fruit cake on her head

Whenever I see the light dragon I say "Oh hang on it's the wife." I then proceed to launch up to her from the nearest tower. Skydive to land on her head. Run down her spine to collect shards. Run back to her head. Smooch her on the nose. Fire an arrow into her horn then leap off to skydive after the falling piece. Grab it midair and land safely on the ground. Looking back I say "Thanks honey see you later" then proceed to go about whatever I was doing like that was no biggie.

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

um … compilation

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[ ½ ] being meguca is ____