Cassidy Fnaf Has Logged On .

“...hehe.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

What could he possibly Fucking want.

Shoutouts to this MLP name generator for creating the best possible friend group

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

google can dead person get tested for autism

google can 7 foot tall decrepit animatronic bear get tested for autism

google please

why this thing says epic dinner epic boy

if i’m a boy or girl. i’m not bc i am. no i’m not ❤️

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way