G0ldenbear - Funniest Dead Child This Side Of Utah

yeah he just hangs out and fishes

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

Just an amazing UI

YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ME NOT EVEN WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

idk who andrew is but i support them

“um, okay. who?”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

you’re the devil...from bible...waow....

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

every day cecil tells me some shit about his brother like. “well he used to make me play knife tag (tag except he chased me around the house with a knife) but i feel like a bad person if i don’t forgive him” bitch!! Bitch!!! where’s your fucking rage where’s your anger RISE RISE RISE

go go gadget appear as a horrifying apparition to all the people that have wronged me