Masking Isnt Enough Anymore I Need A Powerful Amulet

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

this whole shitty town in one sentence if i am to be honest .

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

what’s that?

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

i love saying “you mean it’s… *GULP*…. LOST MEDIA?!?” whenever something goes missing . YOU MEAN FRY I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR IS LOST MEDIA??????? YOU MEAN MY KEYS ARE LOST MEDIA

Gabriel: Zoinks! Jeremy: Yikes! Susie: Jeepers! Fritz: Jinkies! Cassidy: FUCK

[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]

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utah. and i can’t leave utah this is basically hell

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute