G0ldenbear - Funniest Dead Child This Side Of Utah

this is exactly what being a girl feels like

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

NUH UH

WHY AM I NOT IN THE RACING GAME

“i have taught you well.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

also we’re trying to make pizza cause somehow none of the ingredience have gone bad but eva thinks the tomato sauce is “too spicy.” girl it’s tomatoes...

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

ok!!

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

ok 💛 yay 💛

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

(He pauses.)

...yeah. yeah, i think so.

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.