WHAT THE...

what’s that?

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

so how is everyone’s fursuits coming along

Gabriel: Zoinks! Jeremy: Yikes! Susie: Jeepers! Fritz: Jinkies! Cassidy: FUCK

"or other undisclosed dumb crud I hate. you will be shot on sight." That's an insanely nonspecific set of boundaries to put something so shitty as a repercussion, what the HELL is wrong with you dude?

do you think I have real hitmen on my payroll

"CHARACTER SWEEP!!!!" isn't a statement. it is a battle cry

i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about anything else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.

yeagh...

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

“yeah, i guess so.”

(She returns the smile, before realizing that if this is the other Cassidy’s Evan, then where the hell is hers?)

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

hes going to eeby deeby

this is also ridiculously old but its been hidden away so i thought id share :•)