there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.
on one hand. is basing a horror franchise off of these horrific tragedies insensitive. Yes. on the other hand they turned me into a marketable plushie and i need it in my arms Nyeow.
it’s literally me why can’t i have it
why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes
“yeah, i guess so.”
(She returns the smile, before realizing that if this is the other Cassidy’s Evan, then where the hell is hers?)
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
nuh uh!!
hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real
@g0ldenbear
Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?
“i have taught you well.”
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
ultimate custom night be like:
And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏
cassidy, he/she, 13yo forever, golden freddy fnaf irl
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