They Made The New Yorkers British ?!

This inspired me to write my absolutely dumpster fire of a story that I've been meaning to write down.

the actual reason I consume mediocre media is because I have bad taste. the deeper secret pretentious reason is because I think there’s something very revealing about bad media that you don’t get with good media. when you watch a poorly executed plot point unfold, you see the machinery behind it. you see the gap between what’s actually on screen and the true goal the author is striving for. if it’s particularly awful, you can even measure just how poorly mismatched the author’s skills are with the story they’re trying to tell you. watching a poorly executed narrative play out feels like you’re discovering something, because you see all the wiring and guts underneath that better authors hide from you, in the same way that movies hide boom mics and books make you forget you’re turning the pages. if a story is good and executed well you just see the story. but I want to see the guts and wires!

The above two are screenshots of some kick-ass Submas Angst GIFs. In following link:

Art credit: OvvvO@Bb12Bear Twitter.

Switch out the milk for plain water

Hey does anyone have suggestions on how do I make myself stop eating my own weight's worth of chocolate cereal every single day. Entertaining both good and bad ideas. Not having it in the house is not an option.

This is the most evil Joltik I've ever seen

Got jump scared by a roach at work today, I decided I deserved to treat myself. NEW HYPERFIXATION BAYBEEE

in hindsight it almost looks like i can put Emmet in Lethal Company

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

#this motivated me to go to the gym

#thank you

#love you too

I'm filled with joy and serenity. I feel at peace

I love you random person reading this post. please have a wonderful day

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