continuing my "I'm really nosey here's a poll" arc.,,
Printing this and hanging it up in the laundry room ☺
more fucking petitions because this clown car country cannot stop with the bigotry for 30 seconds
uk people it takes 5 seconds and you checking your email to verify
everyone else: rebloge please
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You have reached the required conditions for acquiring your first familiar.
HOWEVER... There is a slight issue...
You gots no money. You know what that means, right?
You gotta go to the discount familiar store. Beggars can't be choosers, so it's basically up to chance which one you'll end up with...
Whichever familiar happens to be on the CLEARANCE_RACK at the time is what you'll end up with.
Once you've selected your familiar, you must now pick a stylish getup for them! Actually, a whole outfit would be expensive, let's just choose one singular accessory instead:
I found Creation, Health, Purpose.
Put yours in the tags.
21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
Oh gosh, I hate these things, but I’m not taking any chances.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
i updated it due to current happenings
edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!