Galvana28 - ★ Galvana28 ★

I want people to fear me. I want them to run away if they see my grin in the dark alleyway from an empty street at night. If they see my silhouette in the rain. I want kids at school scaring each other with stories about me and daring each other to knock on the door of my former house, now abandoned. I want teens going at night into the woods, hoping to record me, but running away screaming when they see two glowing eyes between the trees. And notice in fright afterwards that the recording got damaged in a non-reversible way right where they pointed the camera at the eyes, only for it to return to normal when they directed it somewhere else. I want old people to use my name as a boogeyman to scare their grandchildren. I want the local tough guy to keep exaggerating the story of a fight with me each time he tells it, when in reality he ran away when he heard something growling. I want them to somehow have a very detailed and accurate description of my current look, despite no-one fully seeing me since my monstrous form was unleashed. I want the outsiders to treat my existence as a local legend, only to leave the place in terror and forever changed after hearing my howl and seeing merely a glimpse of my silhouette.

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Attention all celestial beings, deities, demons, and other ethereal entities inhabiting mortal meat suits:

We know it’s a bit of a drag dealing with these squishy, high-maintenance vessels. Eating? Sleeping? Showering? Yes, it’s all very mortal and inconvenient. But hey, this is your ride, and no one likes a broken-down car. Show some respect to your vessel—it’s literally carrying you around the mortal plane.

Here’s your “Vessel Maintenance Checklist”:

Fuel it properly! Eat some actual food—yes pizza rolls count but throw in a vegetable or two occasionally.

Hydrate. Your body right now is mostly made up of water. You need to replenish your reserves once in a while.

Sleep! At least 6-9 hours. Powering through is not a long-term solution, my friend.

Showering and grooming. A clean vessel is a happy vessel. Your mortal friends will thank you.

Stretch and move. A little walk won’t kill you!

Remember: Treat your vessel with kindness, or it can start feeling bad. You’ve been warned.

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Galvanaauugh 😩

Ouuu myPemis GALALVAVAAMMMANSBMAMAMHHGHAHHAH🩷🩷🩷❤️🩷❤️🩷❤️😊😝❤️😝❤️😋❤️😝😝❤️😋😊😝😝😝😝😊😝😊😝😊😝❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️my wife Is Sobrsjtiful I luv your Galvana 😊😊😊🩷😊🩷😊🩷🩷

strawpage requests

yes ‼️‼️😔

idk what to post. so go my gooch ball!

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life. /ref

me when. planning marriage with spid.

im gonna ich komme on you

WHAT DOES ICH KOMME MEAN

😨 pookies quick

MY HUMAN LIMBS!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO W EAK!!!!!!!!!!