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You know when you see someone do something and you don’t think it should be embarrassing but you know if you did it you’d be embarrassed but you’re not gonna say that because you don’t want them to feel embarrassed because there’s literally no reason they should be?

The Beowulf movie is so bad, but you have to give the animators credit for the insane amount of creativity when censoring Beowulf’s dick

Gender is stored in the flat chest, cropped hoodie

You know you’re in Texas when the restrooms of the banquet hall connect to the rodeo next door

You ever notice something about someone because it looks like a feature on someone else but why did you notice it on either of them? Because I can think of two people who have the exactly same set of teeth. There’s a ratness to them

One time my mom’s friend asked if putting her son in the French horn section would be okay or if that was a “girl’s instrument.” Well, ma’am, it’s pretty evenly split but your son will probably turn out queer

Sometimes I’m on the internet for too long and I go out in public and remember that a lot of people actually… don’t like queer people??

I’m starting to think I need to rewatch Umbrella Academy. How do I know? I’m getting compilations recommended on youtube

I am very careful about making sure that my sound is all the way off when I open apps just in case, so why is it that, with the sound all the way down, Spotify thought it a good idea to blast the Inside soundtrack at 7:30 in the morning?

Nobody:

Me: *searches queer on every social media platform and likes a bunch of the posts to get That Gay Shit™️ recommended to me*

I think maybe I’ll be like one of those people on Instagram with the spam accounts where they post multiple times a day and by day three of following them you’ve met all their friends and know all about their mommy issues

Every time I think that I’m actually not that into journaling I somehow add another place to journal and this has now brought me up to three journaling destinations

Making a first post on any social media is like placing a really pretty sticker or writing in a brand new journal. There’s no going back and I think that’s why I only have two Instagram posts and also a really nice, really empty journal