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Family Exorcism (ファムリー ふつまし), developed by Coal in 1984 for the Nintendo Famicom.

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Happy Halloween

(more to come)

DD #45: “Lucasarts presents: True Detective”

Anyone play Day of the Tentacle or Grim Fandango? Tim Schafer is the man. Oh, and True Detective was good too.

Video Games That Maybe Only Exist in My Head, Part 3

Star Farm (Sierra On-Line, 1986).

Splattle Sibsters

Happy splatfest! I played a bunch of Splatoon 2 today while also watching a stream of Battle Brothers. So here’s a mashup of those. Please enjoy tactical squid com-splat.

I’ve been enjoying Splatoon a whole lot. The core loop of ‘battle -> get cash -> buy clothes -> repeat’ is very enticing! I love a good dress-up game. I’ve only just started to dip my toes into Salmon Run, as my interest in the Turf War starts to wane (splatfests aside). I had very little interest in ranked until recently– I got really into ARMS’s ranked mode for a couple weeks, which has rekindled my interest in it for Splatoon.

Battle Brothers’ tactical-minis fighting seems pretty neat! Unfortunate that the  writing seems to be on that low-fantasy “it’s not realistic if women have agency” bullshit. All in all I’m happy to watch streams of it rather than play it myself.

As an aside– I think a splatoon tactics game could be really cool, although I don’t know that battle brothers’ approach is *quite* the right fit. Battle brothers is really focused on formations (as far as I’ve seen) while Splatoon has a big focus on using your colored turf to increase your mobility (swimmin’ as a squid, super jumps)

NEW ALBUM: BOSS RUSH

OOPS! ALL BOSS THEMES (with accompanying 3d scene for each track!)

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Purple Panic Full OST✨🐰

GBC demake for Breath of the Wild ⊟ 

I will never stop posting Link’s Awakening-adjacent content on this site. Shout-outs to Nintendo Wire for producing this video demonstrating what the Switch release could look and sound like on a Game Boy Color:

If you’ve somehow missed it, make sure to check out this ambitious Breath of the Wild mod that allows you to explore the world as Zelda – this one will actually be playable eventually!

BUY Breath of the Wild: Expanded Edition Guide, BOTW Link Nendoroid

You wake up in a room surrounded by your detached cyborg limbs. You wriggle helplessly as the nurses start to regrow your human limbs. No…

— luxury porpentine (@aliendovecote) December 7, 2012

From Trashbabes, by me and Porpentine