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Elplin and Rumarin: Was This a Good Idea?

The first night in the new house was hard for Elplin, she had never been far apart from her mother and the thought of living away from her was starting to settle in. She stayed up all night on the phone to her, patting her new found companion Majora every now and then. 

Rumarin however just stared at the ceiling in his pitch black room. “Did I make the right decision agreeing to this” he murmurs. He sighs turns over and closes his eyes, however, his sleep quality was questionable at best.

Morning comes, Rumarin was up and already having a thoughtful shower, a good way to start a brand new day. Rumarin finishes up, gets changed then proceeds to check up on Elplin. He knocks gently, nothing. 

“Hey Elplin you in there?” no reply.

He slowly opens the door, the room was pitch black, just before he walks in he hears a hiss and a white furball runs out the room, scaring him half to death. Rumarin figures that Elplin is still asleep and decides to leave her be, slowly closing the door and heading downstairs to make breakfast and go for a jog.

Elplin woke up hearing Majora hiss and Rumarin’s small yelp of fear. She turns her bedside table on and lays in bed a little longer.

“Did I move out too soon” She whispers to her phone as she reads her mum’s goodnight message. She gets up and tries to cheer up by having a bubble bath, after all, she is a young adult now she knew she had to move and start her own life eventually. This was simply a hurdle and she knows she can overcome it.

She gets dressed, Majora was waiting for her on top of the kitchen counter waiting for food. Elplin quickly teaches her not to do that and begins to look through the fridge. The fridge was fully stocked with food. Elplin smiles and internally thanks Rumarin for shopping yesterday. She feels Majora’s fluffy tail rub against her leg. “Sadly cat food is the one thing we don’t have”. 

Elplin shortly after buys a food bowl and feeds Majora. The cat instantly ran to the bowl and ate everything.  Elplin pats her and tells her how such a good cat she is.

“ Thanks for telling me you had a cat” Elplin hears from behind. She turns around and sees a sweaty Rumarin coming back home from his jog. Rumarin sits down on the closest chair, trying to catch his breath.

“To be honest I didn’t have a cat till yesterday, I found her as I was moving in,” Elplin says as she walks over to a bookshelf searching for a book to read. 

“ Well, you seem to have chosen one that hates your roommate” He responds, giving dirties to Majora who seems to be guarding Elplin. 

“ I’m sure she will like you in due time, don’t be disheartened,” Elplin says through a smirk and decides to sit next to Rumarin. Majora sits at Elplin’s feet staring at Rumarin. 

Rumarin looks over and sees Elplin reading a certain book that sent shivers down his spine. Elplin was reading ‘ Encyclopedia Vampirica Volume 1′

ALONG FOR THE RIDE

hi hello howdy we here at bunjywunjy dot tumblr dot com feel that it’s been a while since we’ve talked about/relentlessly mocked a weird animal, so now it’s time to explore Mother Nature’s basement once again. (it’s where she keeps all the cool stuff)

we’d like to formally introduce you to the Remora, which is an important-sounding name for a very strange fish.

I don’t even know what to say to this. look at it.

JUST FOR STARTERS: they totally look like god read the ikea instructions wrong and assembled them upside-down.

in his defense, we’ve all done that thing where you assemble an ikea chair backwards because you can’t fucking read

their true weirdness shines out in the fact that Remoras use the strange pad-like-structure on top of their heads (yes, that’s the top) to literally suction themselves onto the bodies of passing animals. like a car window garfield hitchhiker.

life imitates art

their instinctual drive to become a living hood ornament to any passing object larger than themselves drives them to attach to sea turtles, whales, boats, aaaaand sharks. it’s usually sharks.

imagine if your life goal was to glue yourself to a lion. face-first.

surprisingly, sharks appear to tolerate these hitchhiking freeloaders. the Remora becomes the shark’s personal vacuum cleaner, in exchange for a ride and hardly ever getting eaten.

yaay! now to find myself an unsuspecting animal to glue myself to!

a final lesson we can take from our friend the Remora is to seize opportunity whenever you can, but watch out in case it has teeth.

of course i had to draw something for 2020 since its the year of the rat! 🐀🐀 happy lunar new year everyone!

Love how the only thing they can comment on is hair “fluffiness”. Honestly sounds like jealousy. You look amazing in your photo don’t let some weirdos ruin your mood. While you play with your hair and do you they will just weep in their corner and wondering why people aren’t commenting about their hair’s volume.

Your hair (and you!) is so pretty! Maybe try some volumizing products/fluffing the hair closest to the roots with your fingers? Some volume at the scalp would look stellar!

Are you fuckin serious?

So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:

1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.

2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.

3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.

4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.

5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.

6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.

7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.

8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.

9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

touches

| find me among the mushrooms and trees. then leave me be.

Have some ladynoir everyone! 🖤♥️

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