HAVE Y'ALL SEEN WHAT'S ON THE BACK OF THE TOWER OF NERO BOOK???

Coach Hegde: New rule: No animals in the house

Leo: wow, you’re really gonna throw Frank out like that?

Frank: *whacks leo on the head*

Percy: You’re giving me a sticker?

Mr. Brunner/Chiron: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a cat saying “me-wow.”

Percy: I’m not a preschooler.

Mr. Brunner/Chiron: Fine, I’ll take it back.

Percy: I earned this. Back off.

Poseidon: Wow my son is amazing! He definitely deserves a break from all this questing nonsense

Hades: My son is the only worthy hero in the universe, no I don't take criticism

Zeus: My son called me unwise so I let him die

“As the others grabbed chairs from nearby tables, Jason leaned in and squeezed his friend’s shoulder.

‘Hey, man,’ he said, ‘what happened?’”

“'Frank?’ Jason whispered behind him. ‘Hazel, hold up a second. Frank, what’s wrong?’”

Don’t you just love how when someone is upset, Jason is the first one to notice and try to help? Because I sure do. This, this is why Jason was a good leader, because he was genuinely concerned for everyone on his team and always tried to help if he could. It’s not about who kills the most monsters or who’s the most “badass”

if you ever feel weak then just remember that luke got beaten by a blue plastic hair brush, yea the guy who is said to be the best swordsman still lost to an heiress with a plastic hair brush.

Hermes: Hey, can you teach me to play the trumpet?

Apollo: Why?

Hermes: Because I want to follow Zeus around and annoy him with it.

Dionysus: Technically you don't need to know how to play the trumpet to do that.

Hermes: You're so right-

"Stars," she whispered. "I can see the stars again, my lady."

A tear trickled down Artemis's cheek. "Yes, my brave one. They are beautiful tonight."

"Stars," Zoe repeated. Her eyes fixed on the night sky. And she did not move again.

Jason, Nico, Hazel and Percy are the Super Family of PJO. I said what I said, point blank period.

Headcannon:

All the big three's children stay at the same table

If I were to ask me what changed my whole perspective while reading the Rick Riordan series, I would say that I understood that I want not the longest life, but the greatest.