Who'd chose to be the Chosen One?
Meet Erin Parr, a non-practicing witch. She's 39 years old with three kids and a husband, and she hasn't had a paid job in her whole life. And it doesn't look like anyone is going to pay her for her new job either: saving the world.
When she first hears about the Prophecy, no one believes in her less than herself (though there's some pretty stiff competition), but someone needs to roll up their sleeves and get the job done, and it's usually her.
The year is 1961 and Erin must go on an epic roadtrip in a rundown Morris Minor with a cranky community nurse, a professor with more bravado than sense and two university students with a lot to prove and more to hide.
All five chapter title spreads from my upcoming artbook, "Windows to Worlds" which can be pre-ordered through the Kickstarter campaign here!
I actually hate that I can’t learn shit.
 I’ve been tested for everything from autism to ADHD, for every learning disability that exists and is out there, and I have none of them, none. I got tested, I’m cognitively above average in everything except for math, where I scored the exact average. I pick up patterns and gain info from context clues instinctively. There’s literally no reason for me to be unable to learn anything.
 I’m also 26 and can’t read an analogue clock. I know that when all the pointers are pointing to 12 then it’s 12, and if one pointer points at 12 and the other one points to a different hour, then it’s probably that hour, but other than that, it’s all white noise to me. I literally can’t learn valuable skills or information purely because they’re valuable. It’s IMPORTANT and USEFUL to know what time it is, and therefore I can’t learn it.
 There is literally no cognitive reason for me to be like this.
putting an episode of bob's burgers on each time I'm eating like a medieval king calling for his jester at each supper
trouble controlling the pitch of his voice, yells a lot but doesn’t always intend to
good at setting routines for himself, and following them, even though other people view them as strange or bad
his mail system w/ burn/send to himself/deliver
the cat food/beer/glue system when dee spends the night
trouble interacting with people outside of the gang
auditory processing issues
may account for some of his trouble reading and writing
can lead to problems following directions or like distinguishing between similar sounding words/sounds
it can also be like hearing what someone says but not understanding any of it
has a restricted diet bc of sensory issues
hasn’t eaten a lot of fruits (not necessarily bc sensory issues)
tries a pear and has an immediate sensory reaction (i.e. saying it tastes like sand, because even if it wasn’t ripe most people wouldn’t have that adverse of a reaction to it)
eats foods that he knows are good sensory-wise frequently (i.e. cheese)
also creates foods that are pleasing sensory-wise (milksteak)
also likes dark places bc sensory issues
sewers n stuff like that
stims by shaking his legs, tapping his feet, tapping on things with his hands
stims when happy vocally (shouting things) and by clapping
stims when angry/upset by shouting, pulling at his hair, and sorta cupping his hands over his ears, touching his face
bad at regulating his facial expressions (maybe)
‘the gang solves the gas crisis’
talks with his hands all the timeÂ
sometimes to try to get across what he means when he has trouble communicating it verbally
special interest in musical stuff, writing songs/music
gets really stressed out about major change
leaving philly for the first time
frank moving in w/ his mother
doesn’t own many shirts, maybe bc sensory issues?? idk
misinterprets what other people are saying (maybe auditory processing stuff)
‘the gang gets analyzed’
echolalia
repeats what people say a lot (also ‘the gang gets analyzed’)
also communicates in movie references or tries to communicate how he feels using movie characters
uhh that’s all i can think of right now!! feel free to reblog n add stuff y’know! i’m always happy to see other ppl’s headcanons etc. :D
29 | asexual aromantic agender | she/they/its sie/dey/es I like Bob's Burgers, knitting, sewing and reading
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