If You Think About It, The Phrase “a Bowl Of Mac And Cheese” Fits The Format For Generic YA Fantasy

When you really think about it, crochet and knitting are just organized methods of tangling yarn

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"You're making autism your whole personality but you shouldn't, you're not your autism !"

Listen. When I was diagnosed I found out EVERYTHING I thought was my "personality" were actually autistic traits and it messed me up so bad because I didn't know who I was anymore. Literally EVERY. SINGLE. Thing I ever did or thought was actually autism. Then I realized hey, if all of my personality is "just autism", that means all of neurotypicals' personalities are also "just neurotypicality". Actually I can even observe it now that I know all of the traits and it's very obvious ! But neurotypicals are considered the norm, so they don't have to analyze it so they don't know.

My autism is my whole personality the same way your neurotypicality is your whole personality, you just never had to acknowledge it unlike me

fish fish fish 🐠🐟🐠🐟

Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales (2002)

Let me show you guys my aroace rings. I call them Crowley and Aziraphale 🤍🖤

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shoutout to offputting autistic people