Happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday To All Who Celebrate

I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.

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The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.

Once upon a time there was a girl whose wicked stepmother forced her to clean the entire house for Pesach all by herself. So while her stepmother and stepsisters left early for the grand seder at the Prince's palace, the girl spent the afternoon sweeping and dusting and washing and polishing. As she finally burned the last crumbs of chametz in the fireplace, she saw the sun setting and knew she would never make it to the Prince's seder on time, so she began to prepare her own meager dinner: a little Passover pizza. But miraculously, her fairy godmother appeared and transformed the pizza into a flying carpet to take her to the palace, and the cheese into a beautiful dress for her to wear. And to commemorate this story, to this very day, that cheese is named after that girl: they called her Matzah-rella.

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Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy

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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

*visibly shaking* my friends generally like me and want to know what i'm up to *tears streaming down my face* my colleagues respect me and are excited about my work *blood starts pouring out of my nose* i am not bothering these people when i reach out to say hello and invite them to events i'm organizing *my hair spontaneously catches fire as i crumble into dust*

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