I mean the title says it all. Hopefully I'll add stuff this later :)
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Where are you, cause friend
• I dance and sing along to old Disney channel songs and musicals at 3am
• I randomly quote vines
• I care too much about the people in my life
• I say random funny shit
• I have decent music taste
• I randomly photograph people when they are caught off guard when I think they look pretty
• I’m extremely loyal
• I send cat and dogs gifs when people are sad
• I will hype you up
BITCH WHERE TF ARE YOU. OMG I LIKE SO MANY OF THESE THINGS 😍❤
AmazingPhil Teen Titans Harry Potter Dan Howell Markiplier Pewdiepie Jacksepticeye MacDoestIt Steven Universe Percy Jackson Miraculous Ladybug Drawing Writing Pokémon Undertale Bendy and the Ink Machine Five Nights at Freddy’s Clothing Design Baking Drama Phan Septiplier Cryaotic Pewdiecry Frans Chasriel BBrae RobStar Nightcore Melanie Martinez Panic! At the Disco Set it Off Halsey Psychology Fanfiction Zelda Mario Simplynailogical Drarry Romione Tyler Oakley Solangelo What Remains of Edith Finch Makeup Dear Evan Hansen Be More Chill Hamilton Heathers Richjake Boyf riends Tree Bros Pinkberry Lams Kleinsen Sincerely Three Mulette
The last omg
I’m a florist and you’re a tattoo artist. You think I’m cute, so you come over to my shop every day, but don’t say anything to me because you’re too shy, so you buy enough flowers to cover half of your shop, please just ask me out or ill be out of flowers because if you.
We’ve been dating for 3 months, what do you mean you want to get married to me? No, get up. Get up, GET UP NOW OR SO HELP ME-
• I work as a baker and you’re a police officer. I offered you some donuts and you really liked them, so now you come over every day to my workplace and flirt with me. My stupid- self thinks you’re just trying to get free donuts, so I don’t flirt back, but I want to, because you’re really cute.
• I got mugged on my way to Starbucks and you ran three blocks just to catch my mugger, i don’t care what you say, I’m treating you with coffee and dinner. We agree to meet the next day and have a date. I’m ready to pay, and when I open my wallet I see your number inside. Turns out the mugger was your best -friend and you two have been planning this for quite some time. I don’t know if I should be impressed or freaked out. Hell yeah I want a second date.
• We work as actors for a superhero TV show and everytime we have a scene together you’re so cute you make me forget my lines. I think you’re super annoyed with me but it turns out you have the same issue. Wanna have dinner?
• We’re at a candy store and someone just took the last piece of my favourite candy right before I could grab it. You look like you’re ready to kill.
• We’re both famous YouTube gamers and our fans have been begging us to make a collab together, so we do. I didn’t know it was a scary game, so i spend most of the gameplay being anxious and jumpy but you keep comforting me, oh wow, your lap is comfortable.
• A dog keeps showing up on my doorstep and scares my dates away. Me being fed up, I take him in and care for him. Turns out it’s not a dog, it’s a wolf. The wolf turns out to be you. I know because you wolfed out on the vet for flirting with me.
• You’re a demi-God and I’m a mortal. For some reason, you like me and want to spend time with me, so you come to the mortal world and show up at my house and now it’s my business to guide you through the mundane world, and for some reason you’re more amazed by a toaster than by the magnificent deities that surround you every day. I think I’m in love with you. Oh, some God friend of yours wants to destroy humanity because I rejected him, great.
• I moved in the creepy house my uncle used to own and you’re the ghost that fucks with people until they leave. But I’m a broke art student having the opportunity to live somewhere for free, so you’re just gonna have to co-exist or fuck off.
Literally same
Why is sexuality so confusing sometimes? I know 100% for sure that I’m bisexual. But romantic attraction? That’s a whole different game. Some days I want romantic relationships with boys, sometimes with no one. Sometimes I think someone is really really hot but don’t like the idea of dating them. Was that ‘crush’ I had on a female friend just a platonic one?
fuck this, I’m gonna go snuggle my cat.