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I have this in my head for too long... Hope you like it !
Thank you very much @KojiDub for the translation ! =D
# save muriel
Loosely based off the brilliant AO3 fanfic “Too Wise to Woo Peabeably” by @feralbutfluffy
(Ack! I had FeralbutFluffy’s name backwards! Edited to fix)
Wine + Someone you’re totally crushing on + avoiding discorporation TWICE in one night= Sexy Results
@toowisetowoopeaceably
"when aziraphale asks for help in s3 crowley will refuse him" have you SEEN the show?? have you ever in your life watched good omens?? that mf will JUMP on any opportunity even the smallest one to be close to aziraphale again he would drink gallons of holy water if aziraphale asked him to!! that bitch will be up there in heaven THE MILLISECOND he even think something is wrong don't be ridiculous
it is so beyond fucking funny to me that azirphale knew exactly what he was doing when he threatened to never speak to crowley again. because the world could end and yeah he'd be a little torn up, but never talking to aziraphale again?? well you should've said something earlier let me alter the fabric of the universe and stop fucking time so i can still listen to my husband talk about old books.
Ugh 😭😭😭
He may have a bit of a crush 😇
“Only bought this dress so you could take it off”🖤
-the bookshop-
aziraphale, returning from edinburgh: *enters*
crowley, lounging in a chair, flipping through a sketchbook: you could've asked me to pose, you know
aziraphale, exasperated: now where did you get that?
crowley, smirks: I think you know
aziraphale, embarrassed: it's private
crowley, looks at him, amused: private? really?
aziraphale, sighs: I was simply perfecting a craft and you're, well...
crowley, still smirking: what?
aziraphale, clears his throat, mumbles: an aesthetically pleasing model
crowley, having the best day of his existence: what?
aziraphale, having the worst day of his existence: it really is none of your business
crowley, throws him a pencil: go on. I want to see you do it
aziraphale, hesitates: is now really the best time?
crowley, getting comfortable: yes. get on with it
aziraphale, takes the sketchbook: fine. have it your way *drags a stool over*
crowley, relaxed: I like them, by the way. you make me look good
aziraphale, concentrating: that isn't me
crowley: ...
crowley, blurts out: shall I take my clothes off?
aziraphale, pauses for a moment: not if you want this to get done
crowley: *smirks*
guard snake
Something else I've noticed about Crowley's compassion is that it also extends to his enemies.
To a point, mind. What he did to Ligur makes clear that he has limits. And those two pushed them like no one else. If it's compassion or survival, he will pick survival every time, even if it means melting your ass.
But outside of that? Look at him with Shax. He knows she's a threat, he keeps her at arm's length. When she asks about the boiler, though, he's instantly helpful. He could have grinned at her and said 'figure it out' and shut the door. But he didn't. He answered her question, because hey, this Earth shit is hard and she needs all the help she can get. And that's remarkable. Because I doubt most demons would do that - even though helping your replacement settle in could be seen as practical, they generally don't seem to go out of the way for each other at all, certainly aren't obligated to. This was Crowley's decision.
Then there's Gabriel. Crowley doesn't trust him, he initially argues that they shouldn't help him because it's dangerous for them both to be anywhere near him. But once he has agreed to help... he is remarkably gentle with Jim. Answers questions about gravity even when he doesn't have to - when he could easily just not talk to him at all. Even when he tests him, almost gets him to jump out a window, he ends up calling him back (once he's satisfied Jim isn't faking, I have no doubt). He ends up offering him hot chocolate. Even when Crowley wants to be mean, even when he tries, his nature ends up winning.
And finally, Beelzebub. I've seen a lot of talk about how jealous Crowley must be, how bitter... but he doesn't seem like it, does he? He's very soft in that scene. He's the one who recommends them a nice date spot to retreat to - one that he himself was considering at one point. He sounds a little wistful to me, like yeah, he wishes he and Aziraphale could have that happiness too. But he doesn't show any sign of begrudging it, either. It seems like he is, in his Crowley way, happy for them. (Of course I'm sure it doesn't hurt that this means they won't be his or Aziraphale's problem anymore. If it were just that, though, I don't think his voice would've sounded like that.)
So all of this is remarkable, but of course, with a little consideration, it's not surprising coming from Crowley. This is who he is underneath. This is who he wants to be. (Even if he hates that he wants it, lol.)
there is not a single thought in that halo that did not go south i can tell you that much
aziraphale + text posts pt. 2 bonus:
The ending we ALLLLLLL wanted.
Hello Tumblr! First post ever. I’m an illustrator living in the Chicago western suburbs who is currently suffering from a severe case of Good Omens obsession. So I’ll be sharing my artwork here!
“Not This Time”
Fanfic art of how I imagine the “second coming”!
Tired of the angst, now manifesting this attitude from Crowley when Aziraphale shows up next in S3:
"SuPrEmE aRcHaNgeL AzIRaPhAle"