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TEEHEEHEE

found a version of baby boy on twitter /screthr/status/1724183269531435228

it's just so good [link]

<3

"did you pspspsps my boss?" "huh- ehg- aah- yeaaaah...?"

J'ai regardé des vods vieux hier (like très très vieux) et mon dieu, j'aime beaucoup foolish. Dans 2 jour de la qsmp, il a été avec cinq personnes qui parlent espagnol, sans un translator, sans l'aide (parce que quackity a été dans son mexicain clone arc), seulement pussy out et fais son meilleur

boyfriend sensor activated

pawns of the federation

baby robs one of the most dangerous explosives on the server :3

Missed them…

Sketches from the past few days o(￣▽￣)ｄ

(Comic dialogue from this tweet!)

is this anything

NOOOOOOOOO

That feeling when your dad is actively dying right next to you, and doesn’t recognise you, and all you can do is listen to him writing his last words to you and your brother, and of course when he asks you if you could deliver the letters when you see his kids you immediately play along, and no, you won’t allow yourself to break until the very end

i have so much more to say about this but god, my god, the love.

today, bad's father opened the door to their home for the first time in millennia. today, his father unlocked the gates and saw him redeemed enough to be welcomed into his embrace again.

conditional love, awful and cruel, but the only way his father loves.

and bad, oh bad, bad who spent lifetime after lifetime being ugly and broken and unworthy of the holy light of heaven, bad who feels the space where his wings once were so empty and sore, who sometimes just wants to wrap around himself in safety but who is missing limbs.

bad, who had given up on begging for redemption, was offered it today.

for a moment, he almost said yes. for a moment, he almost stepped through the gates and allowed himself to return to a home he's longed for so desperately for so long — to be accepted into the arms of his father again, like a child he never got to be.

but he loves too much, too hard, too human. too imperfect and close and messy. he loves his children more than home, than forgiveness or angeldom. he loves dapper and pomme with the ferocity of something unholy.

he will not abandon his children. he loves too much to be like his father.

unconditional love, flawed and big and warmer than the light of heaven. is there anything holier than that?

Quackity: You must be lying. That’s gotta be a lie! Did Luzu really call his kid Quackity by accident???

Quackity reacts to the video of his friend Luzu accidentally calling his son “Quackity”. (Translation help from @fangirleando90, thank you!)

[Luzu’s video with better audio here]

bad's lore feels so satisfying because he teases all these lore bits and we actually get answers.

we first learned that he "arrived" on earth in july. ever since then he's been slowly teasing demon lore, and it was only in november that he started teasing fallen angel lore. purgatory happens, and we finally get bad's perspective on what death is like: endlessly roaming through a desert, crossing paths with his past selves, until he finally walks back into the world of the living.

and now? now it's all tied together. months of slow death finally catches up to him after his body still has not recovered from the grief of losing his children. he dies, and wakes up in that same desert, except now there is a choice. and because he spent so long building his backstory and his immortality, we understand the pain he feels. that heaven is his home, and he hasn't been able to return for thousands and thousands of years. when he gives it up, he gives it up for his children, and it hits. he chooses to live for them even though their absence is what killed him in the first place. he chooses them because they are his home, now. we've seen that. we've seen this ancient demon grow and change and sacrifice everything for dapper and pomme.

its so satisfying. its such a perfect end to this arc. we have answers, and we also still have so much more to uncover with bad because we've barely brushed on his grim reaper lore. this character is an absolute dream for theorists/analysts and im so proud to see bad's writing only improve from c!bad.

Anonymous Viewer: I once ate cardboard to impress a boy

Niki: A BOY??? A BOY??? Come on, get some standards!

Aimsey: You won’t ever see me doin’ that, you won’t ever see me doin’ that. For more reasons than one, but still.

Niki: That’s why we love Aimsey, ‘cuz Aimsey has standards.

Aimsey: I have standards, women <3

Bonus:

Quackity, Tubbo, Etoiles, Cellbit, Tina, Foolish, and Niki were featured in Twitch's Instagram story!, and Niki were featured in Twitch's Instagram story!

This is literally the funniest thing that's happened on the QSMP yet

Ramon had a cute idea for the Huevitos (members of Fit's community) to fill the #ramonbday tag with art and kind messages so he can show them to Fit for his birthday (February 1st), so here's my contribution! I have over 800 Fit-related clips, so it was hard to choose just a few fun moments from stream :'D

Even though the QSMP server won't be open until February 3rd, we still have a few more days to share messages, art, etc. – so if you'd like to post something for Ramon to potentially include in Fit's birthday surprise, make sure to post it by January 31st and use the tag #ramonbday!

[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Fit: I can't believe I'm a homosexual now.

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FitMC 2023 - 2024 Highlights

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Vegetta: Leonarda, give me the picture.

Fit: Leonarda, you should give him a picture.

Vegetta: It's for saving your life!

Fit: [Picks up the photo she dropped] Oh, now I have it. [Sees its a photo of Vegetta and Melissa in their stripper outfits] Oh. Oh my.

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Fit: It's a life experience Tubbo, you know? Aren't you glad you–

Tubbo: "Life experience" deez nuts, you bald bastard.

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Fit: Ok, I'm looking through the bars– There's like, yeah–

Pac: [Falls off the wall] AAAAA–

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Fit: [Dumping his wild cats in the Bakery] I'll just– I'll just release them in here. Screw it. What's the worst that could happen?

[The next day]

The big cats are still, uh– [Sees the cats mauling the Baker] Oh my god. They do NOT like the Baker

–

Jaiden: Fit, you're just a guy, right?

Fit: I'm just a dude. I'm just like– I'm just like the generic RPG protagonist. Like, human male, warrior. Like, it's– I'm as vanilla as you can get

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Fit: Sneeg– shut up, I'm doing gay roleplay right now!

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Fit: Tubbo, if you want to disable mines, you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community.

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Fit: What are you doin' staring at me, Baldy? Yeah, you think you're hot sht?

[The Binary Monster shows up]

Fit: OH, FCK–

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Fit: The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

Fit: The youngest gay roleplay server in Minecraft.

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Fit: [While playing "Hide and Seek" with Ramon] If he moves, then I know that was the spot.

Ramon: [Stares at him as the Metal Gear Solid "discovered by an enemy" vwing! sound plays]

Fit: [Cackles] WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY? WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY?

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Fit: To be a turtle in the Arctic, you hate to see it. Yeah, you know this turtle is... not so different from me. It's living in a place that's trying to KILL it.

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Tubbo: [To Pac] Just lay down. [Starts Casualonas-ing] This is for you.

Fit: [Immediately equips his weapon]

Tubbo: This is for you, king.

Pac: [Laughs] Fit - you see this?

Fit: [Shoots Tubbo, who starts screaming] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Uh-

Tubbo: Ok, ok, well he–

Fit: Misfire, misfire, misfire!

Tubbo: He wasn't- he wasn't- OW OW OW!

Fit: Misfire!

–

Fit: Sometimes- it's not about doing the right thing, Phil – it's about doing the more entertaining thing. Right?

Phil: PFTTTTT–

Fit: They banned my ass. They're like, "Why are you talking to Pac like that?" That's unacceptable on this family-friendly Christian Minecraft server (TM). Like– "We can't be having any of that." "Can't be having any of THAT."

–

Cucurucho: [Slowly turns to stare at Fit while Pac is talking to him]

Fit: [Silently starts cracking up]

Pac: Ok Cucurucho, I'm gonna be waiting for your response

–

[Fit putting up art that Ramon drew]

Foolish: Boo it if it's bad!

Fit: Heyyyyyy! That's actually –

Foolish: Oh! Wait, that's– That's actually pretty good, what the fck.

Fit: Ramon, you weren't supposed to actually try. This is incredible!

[They both laugh]

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Pac: Yeah, yeah! I was–

Tubbo: Everyone goes through their dick phase.

Fit: Yeah...

Pac: Yeah, everyone does.

Fit: Oh? Oh– is that so, Tubbo? Yeah?

Tubbo: Everyone- everyone–

Fit: When did you go through your dick phase? [Laughs]

Tubbo: I'd argue I'm in my dick phase right now.

Fit: Uh, you know, speakin' of spruce– you know Bruce Lee, right?

Phil: Yeah?

Fit: If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Spruce Tree.

Phil: [Disappointed grumbling]

Fit: [Laughs]

[Fit gets kicked off the server]

Fit: [Laughs even harder]

World's Best Babysitter

pac kills three adult men and thousands of viewers with a single sentence

Translation of Bagi's letter to Tina

From: Bagi

To: Tina

Hi, Tina :D

I hope that the translator works well when you read this letter !

Firstly, Merry Christmas :D

I miss you since we left the purgatory. I'm writing this letter after passing 16 days without seeing you.

I miss the tea, the conversations, fight training, the smell from your plantation, but mainly, I miss you.

It's been long days without you here. The days that I spent by your side were quicker and less empty...

I regret not having the courage to invite you for a date before. I regret not shouting louder "I love you" before we got separated on the purgatory.

I regret so many things because I miss you.

I hope I can see you soon and I hope I can spend all the time in the world by your side from now on.

I hope you have an incredible Christmas and I hope that we can celebrate this and many others together!

P.S : I spent weeks/months working on a special place for you, I hope you like it when you see it

-Merry Christmas

(Translation)

Cellbit: Okay! Let's go... east!

(Pepito rides off on a skateboard)

Cellbit: ...Richas...I didn't want to be that guy but your brother is so much cooler than you at this moment- He's riding off on a skateboard with flaming wheels, we have to do something about this problem.

(Pepito does a kick flip off of Richarlyson's sign and over Cellbit's head)

Cellbit: HOLY-

New egg new egg welcome Chun-sik ;-;🤏🤏🤏

...things sure are happening on the qsmp today.

Luzu asencding to the sky due to drinking one of Foolish's mysterious potions then proceeding to pray to the gods for milk was not on my qsmp 2024 bingo card

Extra:

Acau: (In Korean) Where’s the mouse?

Tina: Wait, Mouse where are you?

Acau: (Mimicking) Mouse.. Where are you?

(Tina laughs)

Acau: (In Korean) Ah, I’ll learn English here.

(Tina laughs again)

Acau: (Heard in the distance) Mouse where are you?!!

qsmp members seeing miku and immediately going “i GOTTA show this to jaiden” is everything.