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My current aesthetic is twink!jared getting fucked by Jensen, a renowned Hollywood actor, for the first time on set, and literally seeing Jensen bulging out of his stomach

((how did you know I have a belly bulge kink???))

But, yes. Y e s. Jensen being this 50-year-old actor that’s known everywhere in Hollywood, and Jared, still in his teens, trying to make a name for himself but struggling to. 

Jensen so graciously accepts to mentor him, which Jay is over the moon for. He thinks Jensen see’s potential in him to be a great actor (and he does, to an extent), but all Jensen’s been dreaming of since he met the boy is how pretty the lanky boy would look down in his knees and with his mouth stretched out impossibly wide to fit in Jensen’s thick length down his throat. 

Little does Jensen know, that Jared’s a man-killer. A heartbreaker and a siren all in one. Jensen nearly cries when Jared beautifully sinks his lubed up cunt onto Jensen’s thickness. It’s better than any pussy he’s ever had, and Jared knows the look Jensen has as he pounds up hard and fast into teenage-pussy. It’s the face of an addict. Jensen’s done for from the very first fuck. 

Jensen loves how skinny Jared is, and how flexible he is. When he shifts at just the right angle, Jensen’s cock bulges through Jay’s belly. Jared loved watched his stomach extend. Looking Jensen in the eyes, Jared says:

“It looks like you got me pregnant, you dirty old man.”

💞🍒💞

I imagine Jay being a sex spoiled brat who gets everything he wants from his daddy, after a while. Jensen does everything for him, because the sex is so good, and he’d do anything for Jared if it means he gets to keep fucking into his cunt day after day. Poor Jensen is forever pussy-drunk. 

Imagine Jared kitten licking at Jensen’s cock slit and asking him to get him a big acting gig and Jensen saying yes, yes, yes because he knows Jay won’t continue if he denies him. Spoiled sugar baby Jared is a dream 🍭

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

BL ships that I will never forget:

In a few weeks it's gonna be 14 years of obsessing over queer media, especially BL, so here are the ships always on my mind in no particular order.

Arata & Shingyouji (Takumi-kun Series 4: Pure, 2010): Listen the Takumi-kun Series from 2007 to like 2011 was my life as a (pre-)teen. In hindsight really sketchy but anyway haha. Those two really caught my eye back then though (especially their racy kisses) and I was happy they got their own bigger part in one of the movies.

Evan & Isak (Skam Season 3, 2016): Was there a queer European teen that wasn't obsessed with this season of Skam? I remember re-watching it so many times I could recite their text without speaking Norwegian. Plenty of beautiful Skam universe parallel couples out there but these two will remain the iconic blueprint.

ChenAi (Kiseki: Dear to me, 2023): Almost unfair to put them on here but seeing how I haven't been able to think about any other ship every single day for the last 3 months, I feel like it's justified. They just have everything I want and need to get hyperfixated on.

Seiryo & Yuzuru (Seven Days, 2015): Oh my, the way I loved this silly concept and how funny it was yet they managed to get me all emotionally involved in the span of two movies? Insane chemistry and just..everything I needed back then. Especially since it was then one of the very few BL's I saw without a sad ending.

KornKnock (Bad Romance 2016, Together With Me 2017 - 2018): Listen, plot wise Manner of Death is the absolute height to me but when it comes to MaxTul I will never forget them as Korn and Knock in these series. Forever grateful to all the fanvids that led me to finding my BL fathers. Chemistry forever out of this world. Also shout out to Yiwha, best female character in any BL and my wife.

WinTeam (Until We Meet Again 2019, Between Us 2023): The couple that made me aware of what second lead syndrome was because I waited so long for more of them, it felt eternal. I don't think I will ever get tired of these two.

VegasPete (KinnPorsche, 2022): Who said I couldn't like a toxic ship? These two took me by surprise, I didnt even know they were going to be a ship in the series. Definitely acknowledging how fucked up they are yet at the same time it's the forst toxic ship that really got me. I love them, in my own weird way.

HaoGu (HIStory 3: Make Our Days Count, 2019): I mourned them like I have mourned no other couple. I should have known from the title but they really lead me astray. My beautiful boys, the star crossed lovers. They still get me emotional now, I might go cry now.

Hira & Kiyoi (Utsukushii Kare, 2021 - 2023): Before ChenAi there were Hira and Kiyoi who absolutely owned my heart. I love how misunderstood by BL fans they were who claimed their toxicity. Meanwhile I simply love how weird their relationship is and getting to see a real Tsundere in action. I'm obsessed with them.

Honourable Mention: Kim Jae Wook as Min Sun Woo in Antique Bakery, 2008. The very first gay character I saw in Korean media. Forever iconic, forever in my heart.

Pictures used for these Gifs are from this interesting little clips that some of you may already know. Here's the link...

James: I'm definitely the one in charge in this relationship.

Regulus: Babe, stand up.

James: stands up

Regulus: Sit down.

James: sits down

Regulus: Look over here.

James: looks at him

Regulus: Hm, interesting.

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