A Gentleman So Flat And Boobless You Could Skip Him Across The Water Like A Prized Stone

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

randomizers are so silly i love them

had some very scholarly thoughts regarding skypeia

ive been wanting to start cleaning up my page and actually (semi-) frequently posting but it’s been real hard to do that when i get a new/switch hyper fixations every other fucking week

by the time i’m like “oh yeah i’ll post some pokémon content” im back into one piece again UGH HELP MEEE

everyone shut up, im busy hyperfixating on a new one piece character

today it’s jinbei :>

I think that part of what makes one piece so sexy is that the main characters are all criminals so they're not beholden to anything but their own moral compass and the ties of loyalty to their own crew, so they can do some fucked up things when their loved ones get hurt and it stays true to their character

Like luffy releasing all of the most dangerous criminals in the world just because his brother was going to be executed? Stunning, unhinged, sexy as fuck, keep doing what ur doing, Goda

okay, Koala & Sabo headcanon cuz this had been on my mind (not a ship, just bffs being bffs)

so, 16yr old Koala and 15yr old Sabo hanging out in one of their rooms by themselves, quietly reading and just hanging out

Sabo glances up and sees Koala looking confused at what’s she’s reading, so he asks about it. she tells him that the two characters in the story she’s reading just kissed and she’s never got why so many books have kissing scenes and hype it up so much. she just doesn’t get it

he thinks about what she said for a second and looks up at her

he asks, “wanna try?”

she stares at him for a second and shrugs, “ok”

they look at one and other for a second before leaning in and lightly pecking each other on the lips

they sit back to the spots they had just been sitting in, evaluating what just happened. both look at the other for their friend’s results

Sabo shrugs, “it’s nice i guess”

Koala shrugs back, “not a fan”

“did i do it wrong?”

“nah, i don’t think so, just didn’t like it that much”

“ah, alright”

they stare at each other for a few more seconds in thought and then go back to their books like nothing happened

Fast forward 7 years, Sabo’s bisexual and Koala’s a lesbian

They also silently agree to not talk about it, and they don’t. that is, until they both get black out drunk at a party, play truth or dare, where Sabo picks truth and gets asked who his first kiss was and what happened, and they both drunkenly giggle and tell the story. everyone goes silent and is just like

“huh.”

somebody needs to sit down with transphobic One Piece fans and explain to them that if someone says they’re a man, they’re a man

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