Gayslumber - Sixx

Girls can ride trains, if you care at all

Henlo this is my son his name is grunk and he has evry disease

Please look at himb

Yamato Doodle

I love Yamato 🥺

i am so in love with Mihawk, it’s not even funny anymore. like wtf i’m going insane

he’s a 43yr old goth, gay swordsman, who wields a sword with a giant (and extra asf) jeweled up cross that’s quite literally almost as big as he himself, wearing possibly one of the most actively homoerotic and goth outfits in all of One Piece —which is saying something— with his goddamn tits out AND a cross necklace that’s actually a small dagger. This mf has pitch black hair, a goatee and dumbass sideburns and moustache he somehow pulls off, golden double-ringed eyes, and a constant resting bitch face (which just means whenever he smirks or actually smiles (OR LAUGHS HHH) it hits 10x harder)

Mr. “i totally have a thing (😏) going on with a Yonko, one of the literal most powerful people in the world, and have the confidence and ability to act dismissive and annoyed by it”, who also randomly accidentally adopted a pastel goth ghost lesbian and an endearingly dumb, jock swordsman gay who just so happens to be the guy who promised to defeat him. they both just show up at the motherfucking castle he lives in his house and he can’t be bothered to kick them out so they just move in and he takes care of and does stuff with them.

He can’t be bothered to show up to meetings for his job for the literal government, and when he does he pretends to be asleep. He naps in his coffin boat —that’s only light source is his weird ass abundance of candles— and if anyone wakes him up he just cuts their fucking ship in half- because he can and how fucking dare they wake him up? he doesn’t actually care about his job for the government and he only took it to get them off his back, and he’s most likely the strongest of all the warlords (AN: excluding Blackbeard cuz i hate him and i like pretending he doesn’t exist :3)

he’s weirdly yet charmingly posh, he makes reading the newspaper look regal, he farms with the murderous monkeys on his island that he tamed, he’s majestic as all fuck, absolutely gorgeous and the goddamn best swordsman in the world

:)

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

“The Pyramid Guy from the opening credits literally has no significance to the show and never will. He’s just a generic image made to look mythological or spooky like most things in the intro.”

it's 4:14 which means it's about to be 9 pm if i'm not careful

funniest character dynamic in one piece is morally irredeemable murderer and slaver and merciless conqueror Kaido and his transgender son whose gender identity he unquestioningly respects but who also kins Kozuki Oden who is on Kaido’s DNI so he says “hm, prison cave behind big boulder for 100 years”

One piece based???