Maybe.

these guys show up to the feast, drink your mulled wine, slap your squire's ass and call your liege a knave, wyd ?

last straw I’m gettin an android

Ok so I can't for the life of me find the original meme of this link if you got it. But this was always perfect for these two.

Would you accept?

Happy Valentines day

He’s like a jumping spider to me (small and sckrunky))

NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.

ONE MORE DAY

You can only reblog this on 14th march

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

he feels uncomfortable in tiny body