Unlimited Miner But No Drifter Or Unlimited Drifter But No Drifter

finished COTL doodle page that got only a teensy bit out of hand!

its mostly narilamb but i had to throw leshy in there with his silly cat,,, and a tiny itty bitty heket

i should bring back the liminal spaces

havin the time of my life

NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.

did i ever post this here

Imagine you're a young country girl, and you fall in love. But you and your lover are poor, so he goes out to make money... and then you learn that he has been murdered by an infamous serial killer.

Years pass. You try to move on, you even get engaged to a charming, rich man who knows you don't love him, but tells you he loves you, and hopes that in time you will grow to love, rather than just appreciate him. A part of you still feels you are betraying your dead lover.

And then the serial killer shows up. He taunts you with the story of how your lover died. He calls you a faithless whore. You get your chance to escape by shoving him down a very steep hill, and as he falls he calls out to you.

He's your lover. You immediately chase after him, and learn that he has traded places with the serial killer, who wanted to retire, and has simply let you believe he was dead for five years, only to return and mock you.

maybe don't pick the god you defied to serve you at the maid café.

(not related to the ROD au)

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Today's Seal Is: Vandalized

A Lich Lord covered his head with rags and disguised himself as a cleric, then joined the heroes' party. His reasoning? He was bored and wanted to see the world without instilling fear.