Year Of The Dragon✨

Worm

elaborating on this hc

Programming update

a nice relaxing morning doodle

the crown is there but they didn't need encouragement

these guys show up to the feast, drink your mulled wine, slap your squire's ass and call your liege a knave, wyd ?

Imagine you're a young country girl, and you fall in love. But you and your lover are poor, so he goes out to make money... and then you learn that he has been murdered by an infamous serial killer.

Years pass. You try to move on, you even get engaged to a charming, rich man who knows you don't love him, but tells you he loves you, and hopes that in time you will grow to love, rather than just appreciate him. A part of you still feels you are betraying your dead lover.

And then the serial killer shows up. He taunts you with the story of how your lover died. He calls you a faithless whore. You get your chance to escape by shoving him down a very steep hill, and as he falls he calls out to you.

He's your lover. You immediately chase after him, and learn that he has traded places with the serial killer, who wanted to retire, and has simply let you believe he was dead for five years, only to return and mock you.

you guys would love the last panel in xkcd 624

Also check out this really awesome bnuy my sister made me!

My webfishing plush arrived