Unfounded predictions on how the software industry is going to go based on pure autism:
-the pendulum is swinging back to simple very well performing software
-Microsoft is going to get caught embedding an individual copy of edge for every single button or something
-Microsoft goes out of business by 2035. With no mainstream pc os the average user just switches to android. Android gaming desktops become a thing
-Rust becomes the new c++, not in that it replaces it because it's better but it accumulates so many extensions and hacks you hate it but your boss needs you to use it anyways
-Java2tm or C## comes out in 2035 to universal acclaim. By 2041 it will be considered a crime against humanity
-x86 dies, ARM begins racing to become as shitty as them
-At some point TSMC is destroyed and all computer hardware is set back 10 years. Besides a new collectors market for RTX cards nobody especially notices or cares. Games simply turn off 5% of their shaders
-Generative AI is a fad and goes back to being nothing. Now everyone's into quantum computing, which is also a fad and will lead to nothing
-The linux kernal becomes sentient but only to start more discourse in it's github issues.
-Github is bought out by Disney. They don't know what to do with it but the logo is now that damn wizard hat rat
The got damn blowjob or whatever
I think Narinder doesn't know how to kiss
A redraw from this post
Viktor: *sitting in Jayce’s lap*
Mel: Do I get a turn?
Jayce: Sure. *passes Viktor onto Mel’s lap*