Get This To 1 Million Notes And I'll Reveal What Uzi Is Saying !

Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP

NO, YOU AREN'T "EEPY"

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.

AND IT HAS TO BE OF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY.

And they are 100% correct

They have their own taste

"Promise me."

"I promise..."

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drew this right after reading the latest update to Lamb and the Siren's Curse by @three-eyes-fox 💜🩷 all while literally kicking my feet and giggling in bed over them.

too bad my art style's so cutesy for such a serious scene TuT

Lambswap with @acis-arts !! Thanks again for letting me yoink your Narinder, it's so fun <3

me irl

Ok so I can't for the life of me find the original meme of this link if you got it. But this was always perfect for these two.

Don't you love the modern web?

How every genuine company website acts like a 2010 scam page?

Requiring you give them all your personally identifiable information?

Registering your credit cards information even when you're not paying for something?

Being forced to close 3 popups begging to bombard you with ads?

Searching for the small "refuse all cookies" button that surely is hiding somewhere.

Resorting to manually toggle off every "genuine interest" tracker?

Having to pay more and more every consecutive year for a service that used to be so cheap even when it literally meant printing and pressing physical copies?

Everything being a web app, relying on countless javascript libraries to do basic stuff?

Algorithms deciding for you what you're allowed to see?

Generative AI hallucinating the most dangerous answer possible to a simple search query?

Your browser giving itself rights over your own work?

Don't you love the modern web?

nvm this one's funnier