Btw Yes It Is Amazing To Celebrate Drake's Ruin And Being A Hater Etc Etc But I Want Everyone To Come

Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.

yellow chrysanthemums as a sign of neglected love or a heart left to desolation

I missed most of the Iraq war due to being a baby, but every time I read about it I start wondering why we aren’t all talking about it all of the time

gojo:

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.

i'm so sorry tumblr i almost forgot to post this here 😔😔

My fallopian tubes are tingling

Artist: thatsallitchief on IG