Latest Posts by genderisareligion666 - Page 5
Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
happy Mother’s Day to these two queens
And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit
Cats getting caught doing crimes
stop rping with ghatgpt. you should be rping with a bisexual internet woman u have a relationship that constantly straddles the line between platonic and sexual with. tyou're ruining the ecosystem
You just KNOW they talking about anime.
*emerges from headphones covered in blood* the album's really good you should listen
the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
Do you have any kinks?
peace and quiet
Some Yankee from Wisconsin converting to Judaism and having more right to settle in Palestine than a Palestinian is such fucking horseshit and a testament to why Zionism is a fascist white supremarcist ideology
DID sucks because in the morning you think "maybe I'm actually normal and I should stop overanalyzing my experiences and just enjoy life" and in the evening you get possessed by the ghost of yourself from 2018
"I still can't get my kids back; with all the money and fame I still don't get to see my children" might be the funniest lyrics of all time lmao
“Vengeance is bad for you” I’m not doing it for my health dude
>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'
>taste it
>it's wet
the pope is dead on easter monday, and you people are still asking me about the miku binder... the pope is DEAD. he had a stroke and his heart stopped, and he's never ever coming back now, he used up all his time on this earth. and you want me to perform tricks for you, get up on the tightrope and say, YES! Yes, the miku binder, I drew that, I'm the most influential person on god's internet when it comes to desecration! Have any of you ever thought about what's so funny to you about thomas wearing that? Have any of you ever stopped to ask why you care? I met god, she's Black? You guys are into all kinds of stupid gay shit, but I'm the problem because I did it to thomas jefferson. Well, I have news for you assholes. Thomas jefferson is not ever going to know what I did to him because he's ALSO DEAD. LIKE THE POPE. I was just trying to have some fun, it was almost a decade ago, and yet every time I log onto this website people want me to release a publicity statement about the miku binder. Here's your publicity statement: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you haters, I'm not taking your shit anymore! And by the way, I'm a CalArts grad as of just this month so I really don't need to take shit from the goncharov people for even one more second. Fuck. all of you. Peace out.
i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer
craving that mineral with mama
Reclaiming “the ol’ ball and chain” by using it to refer exclusively to my phone
they call it the nuclear family because if you dont evacuate in time
Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.